how it started: how it’s going:

i love those lil muscle twitches after exercise. feels like u got pop rocks under ur skin

i forgot my phone at my boyfriend’s house and didn’t realize until i got all the way home.. very cool sem way to be perceptive

my boyfriend and i both saved the same tiktok to show each other and if that’s not true love idk what is

my favorite thing about myself is that i’m physically incapable of going literally anywhere without having a panic attack. gives life a little more spice :)

why the FUCK do iphone alarms still ring when you’re on a phone call??? got me bleeding out my ears at 8 in the morning

baby seal introduced to water for the first time 🥺

hollister has such cute swimsuits but it’s so embarrassing walking in there as an adult to make a return bc i don’t wanna pay the $7 return shipping 🥴

my boyfriend really asked me if my nose was the inspiration for gru…

thinking about how i was blacked out this past weekend on my friends couch and someone threw a potato chip to me so i obviously ate it and everyone screamed bc it was in fact not a potato chip but a doggie chicken chip

went to a wine tasting and not only did the ticket lady hold my wristband in her mouth and slobber on it before putting it on my wrist but one of the vendors fully fingered Jord of the Jungle’s cup while refilling it 🫠

When President Clinton banned assault rifles in 1994, mass shootings dropped by 43%. After Republicans let the ban expire in 2004, they increased by 243% — please don’t tell me bans don’t work, because I don’t want to hear it.

Supreme Court my ass

i think it’s really time we come together and limit how old a government official can be. i genuinely don’t think someone should be able to make life changing decisions for an entire country while also being old enough to have dementia

Happy birth jord 😄🧡