I heard hes fine:/ just in the shop waiting for them to order new parts

a few months late but I’m thinking abt how during pride month NYU hospitals had signs everywhere that just said “we proudly acknowledge june” (hilarious, understated, absurd plausible deniability) and then the next month they put up the same signs for july

I love to meet people and nobody hates me

long live bratwurst summer

when a golden retriever is red or even a little brown yes!!!!!!

the absolute gayest thing a man can do is have a girlfriend

tdude

show me the girl from the ring in a ring camera. is something I would say to an ai if I had no self control

some chipotle workers just pack that thing (burrito bowl) for the love of the game. no tip or nothing

shiloh jolie growing into a fem adult is ok i guess I just wish someone had told me

This is literally an Israeli tactic. The IDF would have drones playing sounds of children screaming or in distress and then shoot people they came out to help the children they believed to be there.

historic bagel comes with archives

I used to always say if it looks like a cum stain it probably is but sometimes it’s actually dairy

how are you a socialist and don’t pay ur taxes

sydney sweeney must be killed

the world is ready for a song from the perspective of Shaggy’s gf revealing she’s a cuck and orchestrated the whole situation without his knowledge

WHO let nugenics name themselves that that should be illegal

sister drag names: MIA POW and mia culpa