For the love of god just give me a well-kept pint of cask ale and a comfy seat!!

incredibly moving version of the Last Post from the London Stadium this weekend

Phenomenal early 90’s WCW jobber haircut on Mercer here, he’s about to get squashed by Sid on Worldwide

First show for SHIFT up online now on Mixcloud! Next one broadcasting next week mixcloud.com/patocantonDJ/s…

this is like the Good Friday Agreement for people that go down the slide at Brewdog Waterloo

Recording a new show for SHIFT TTF Radio at PCHQ Studios this weekend - send me your shout outs, questions, grievances, long simmering beef and scurrilous gossip! ngl.link/patocantondj1

Have no idea if I'm just promoting this to russian bots and crypto scammers at this point but hopping on the bill for the sgarab tapes and tactile Bosch gig on the strip this weekend - on for a right good do oh yes

imagine playing the Denise Welch christmas single through this

Your boyfriend's posting his Wrapped stats with a disclaimer that he'll definitely be leaving Spotify soon

The Last Dinner Party Rock Anthem

UNDER THE MISTLETOUR 2025 starts TONIGHT with SWPW in Canton Libs Club! Who will become the first ever SWPW Champion?! Last chance to pre book tickets 🎟️ tickettailor.com/events/attackp…

Notice how he didn’t mention anything after Extras 😂

On my come in and know me better man shit

Just learned 'marty supreme' is about table tennis and not a guy who's really into his streetwear

oomf who is a librarian had to take down the David Walliams poster at work today and said it felt like pulling down the big Saddam Hussein statue in Baghdad in 2003

head's absolutely gone at this insane crossover. you just know big jamey c signed off on this too

"yo last night was a frickin movie"

Enter Bossman