I love how Schwartz and Sandy both blamed the women in their lives for their downfalls, sadness and stress. Then once those women left them, their lives drastically changed in a horrible way, proving it was never the women. It was their loser personalities. #PumpRules #VPR

Kourtney just announced she’s pregnant at Trav’s show!!!

:/

People are wondering if Allan is a trans allegory or gay or a meditation on masculinity reimagined but I think he is simply and miraculously Michael Cera

I’m so glad Miley Cyrus became a legend. I remember in middle school my math teacher was like “let’s see where she is in 10 years”, and here we are, 10 years later with Miley being a legend and my math teacher being in jail for sleeping with students. Bless.

I’m so obsessed with the fact that Taylor just fully adopted her ex boyfriend’s ex wife

are women ever going to admit that thongs are the most sensory nightmare piece of clothing that has ever existed or are they still going to look at me in my eyeballs and say “i actually find them more comfortable.”

You voted for student loan forgiveness. You got $6 gas and World War 3.

oh she's eating up and down the whole menu dare I say #rhony

I tell my cat "I know” whenever he meows but I'm gonna be honest, I have no idea

Pavit ate Erin and Sai up without getting all up in their drama like *cough* *cough* Abe and David They are truly my favorites #RHONY

She’s on Broadway and he’s on a podcast telling the same story we’ve been hearing for almost a year… 🤐

When josh ran her over

me: i deserve a treat bank account: for the love of god pls stop

500 laxatives, white nail polish, batteries, and pens. #PumpRules

WHAT