Amazon Seller Support 💭(Parody) (@sellerparody) 's Twitter Profile
Amazon Seller Support 💭(Parody)

@sellerparody

“Literally more helpful than the real thing” -Jeff 12 figure seller

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Here at Amazon we pride ourselves with launching products which make 50% of Sellers happy. We accept that we can’t please everyone so we just do our best to screw the remaining 50%.

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I’m learning a lot from SMB Twitter. They taught me to do something called “side hustle”. So now I make $1.50 per hour pretending to help sellers during the day and I make $150 an hour actually helping sellers at night. Next up is to buy my Tesla coin.

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Ah yes we love “teaming up” with brands. Tile as part of the partnership, please send your list of suppliers and associated costs. This is purely for customer trust.

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We are so excited for Amazon Prime Day! As a special offer to all sellers, we are forcefully giving everyone a 25% discount on the amount of storage they are allowed to have! Happy Prime Day!