bro I cannot deal with high maintenance friends, you be feeling you’re in a whole relationship

I knew I matured when I was okay with nobody knowing my side of the story.

Rihanna really went in the booth and screamed “SEX WITH ME SO AMAZING”...I really miss her.

I’m so glad some friendships ended and I say that with full chest

‘You don’t look Turkish’ Turks: 🧑🏼‍🦱 👩🏻‍🦱 👨🏾‍🦱 👩🏽‍🦱 👩🏼 🧑🏻‍🦱 👩🏾‍🦳 👶🏼 👨🏿‍🦳 👱🏽‍♀️ 👩🏻‍🦰 👱🏼‍♂️ 🧑🏽‍🦱 🧑🏾‍🦱 👩🏼‍🦳 👱🏻‍♀️

these lil 30 minute weekends are killing me

I Hate PENDING Payments. Just Take That Shit So I Can Start My HEALING PROCESS😭😒

“once COVID is over” is starting to sound a lot like “he'll change😩😩😩"

Driving at night with astigmatism

"Ur so quiet" bro just wait till I get drunk

If I’m a lot, go find less