lon like nobody who remember the day I get paid 😒😭

Forget about sleeping together. The real question is, can you still love her when she's overthinking, sending you 10 messages in a row because she needs reassurance? Can you support her when she's anxiously making sure she's still wanted, and that you won't leave her? CAN YOU?

Real praise kink girlies know that “good girl” ain’t the only kind of praise. Please think of something else. I’m bored. 😂🫠

los hombres llaman “princess treatment” a lo q hace tu amiga por ti un martes cualquiera a las 4 de la tarde

Cuando no estás premenstrual, ni menstruando, ni ovulando, ni postmenstrual. Los mejores dos días del mes.

one day i’ll post a vid like this on a random weekday

unfortunately, my parents wouldn't be able to tell you my favourite colour, favourite food, my hobbies, my favourite song, or my talents. But they'll be able to tell you how lazy I am and what kind of a difficult child I can be

and for the lady perhaps a scarlet witch solo movie

la vida cuando tu novio te coge bien

when i say i like nerds i mean actual intelligent men who can solve problems and not losers obsessed with harry potter

"My intention is to grow with the company" Me as soon as recieves a job offer with higher pay:

O I’m fucked

my man is sooo good to me i just 😂😂😂😭😭😭😂😂😂🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🫶🏾🫶🏾🫶🏾🫶🏾 love me some him bye

Every time

one thing about me ima find another job 😂 tf u mean u been here 15 yrs 😭😭

Me pretending this is my first time hearing the tea because I can't expose my source