I have horrid stomach pains right now, my lord.

When you're gone..

💖 I miss you. 💖

I thought swag was dead way before this.

I'm trying hard not to come off as strange and awkward and talkative but I'm not doing a very good job, am I?

AH, FUCK IT.

Like we're gonnaaa die yooounnng!

YOU CALL ME UP, ITS LIKE A BROKEN RECORD.

SAYING THAT YOUR HEART HURTS.

What a beautiful, sexy night. what a shame that someone would try to mess this up right now.

I'm soooo glad you ditched me, no really.

I want Halloween to be here already.

I'm so bored, man. I honestly have nothing to do right now but listen to paradise fears.

SWEET CHILD O' MINE.

He smokes his cigarette, he stays outside til its gone.

it took me two days to figure out you're not supposed to tilt your head back or you WILL accidentally almost drown yourself.

I forgot to add the when you're drinking part. .__.

literally me.

If I were in a zombie apocalypse I'd go down fighting to be honest.

There's hardly anyone to talk to in this RPG, um. ._.