I’m no scientist but ice cream tastes best out of a mini helmet when eaten at a Phillies game.

Post McDonald's clarity is insane. Why did I do that

accepting their snoring as a lullaby

Shit smell like happiness & no bills

when the butter be submerged in them squares that mean you bouta have an outer body experience

ccccccyaaaaaa!

me: "i love skincare!" me when it’s time to wash my face at night:

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Everyone going to Twitter to see if Amazon is down