Facebook CEO Mark Zuckerberg ascends into the Metaverse during Connect 2021 Keynote

lol grading papers on the circulation of "intersectionality" in contemporary media and one paper analyzes the predominance of dog/cat person identities in youtube videos about intersectionality geared towards children.

guys, so, i recently went on a second date and i brought him to my close friends’ restaurant. he tipped 5%.

Exciting news!! Our book of #SuFriedrich interviews is available for pre-order. Also, it’s on sale for next 10 days, along with all other Univ Press of MS titles. Such a treat to get to collaborate with Su & Sonia Misra. #avantgarde #documentary #lesbiancinema upress.state.ms.us/Books/S/Su-Fri…

Wait lmao have you guys ever seen this pic?? I just saw it and I’m literally dying. This guy does NOT look happy! Who is he anyway

I made my wife a workout mix and she said, “But I’ve heard all these songs already” because apparently she thinks I’m hoarding good music and slowly rationing it to her. Which I am. But we still have a lot of years together so she’ll get crap for now.

“Imagine if Tom Brady were being held by Russian officials right now.” nymag.com/intelligencer/…

In case you’re thinking about becoming a parent, my kid is currently crying because I wouldn’t serve him “those clouds outside” for breakfast.

The most unbelievable thing in movies is when someone guesses the password of a computer that’s not theirs. I can’t even figure out my own password. That I changed yesterday.

Telling my dentist to calm down, there are more important things going on in the world than my teeth

If you’re concerned about rising gas prices, have no fear: The escalator at the mall has been transporting me nicely up and down stairs for the past 7 hours. Completely free. It has its limitations as far as travel, but it works. Four other guys and I are doing this

NEW: President Zelenskyy just praised President Biden for his handling of the crisis in Ukraine and banning of Russian oil: “I am grateful personally to President of the USA Biden… for this leadership.”

Ukraine First Lady Olena Zelenska releases statement: “Our women and children now live in bomb shelters and basements .. because of indiscriminate and deliberate bombing and shelling of civilian infrastructure.”theblast.com/190961/olena-z…

I’ll be releasing a new song of mine soon.

Welcome to parenthood, your slow descent into madness starts now.

if someone tells you they don’t have a favorite bathroom at work, they’re lying

Screw it, I’m making my OWN gasoline…