What's the difference between Birtukan Mideksa and Gildo Kassa? Birtkuan thinks your voice matters.

😭😭😭

I love the first three months of talking to a woman when she’s so cute and sweet just before you discover that she’s battling about 33 mental illnesses.

A man will put his happiness aside for his woman, but a woman will put her man aside for her happiness.

the worst position you can have in a girl’s life is being her boyfriend.

tall women are so sexy

Someone said Man City studied for Rodrygo but Valverde came in the exam 😭😭😭😭😭

I swear “moving on” is a myth😂

Kim Jong-un right now:

🚨👑 Bruno Fernandes sets new record for Manchester United: 16 assists in a single Premier League season. Most than any other player in #MUFC history, beating David Beckham’s record with 15.

16 assists with 8 games to go & he spent the first 5 months of the season receiving the ball in between centre backs as a deep lying midfielder under Amorim….. LOOOOOOL. 🤣🤣

She just asked me to pick between her and bruno Fernandes.

Just found the toughest Bruno edit oh my god

Please marry the woman who’s the softest, kindest cutie pie to you and leave these military generals for Kratos.

Any woman who ghosts me I just assume was a federal agent that got too emotionally attached to do her job and got reassigned.

from almost PARENTS to this is CRAZY

Ethiopian women:

when you finally do your laundry and all your top-tiers clothes are back

you're allowed 2 minutes of sadness then you gotta keep it gangsta

a part of me will always question why i'm never enough for the people i choose