One of the best care packages ever - thank you Charity Majors and Honeycomb.io System Status Updates!

Pilot in Halifax, Canada drew a picture of a fist in the sky via FlightAware flightaware.com/live/flight/CG…

The most daring and important tv show I can think of. those who follow me know I make a lot of recommendations but I never say 'you must watch X' You must watch watchmen.

So hypothetical - let's say you have an Asian employee who discovers racist Asian tweets from another manager within the organization - what should happen there?

My Monday commute was... different.

I have to say out of everyone adapting from live audience to isolation, Hasan Minhaj is absolutely killing it. In case you don’t watch Patriot Act: turbotaxsucksass.com

Junior developers: "I can't do one damn thing without Googling it first. When will I become a real Senior Developer?!" Senior developers: 71 Tabs open on Google 21 Tabs open on StackOverflow Trying to solve ✨ONE✨ small problem

are you one of the, uh, twenty- or thirty-odd designers in the world who loves the shit out of data visualization, ops tools and designing for engineers? then you should prob get your ass right over here, _stat_. -> jobs.lever.co/honeycomb/c801… 🐝

Posting TO Twitter about Twitter being down. Man is playing 5D chess at this point.

The escalation of tech sales emails after you’ve signed up for a trial is pretty impressive. “Hi, Chris. I’m ASSUMING you didn’t see the previous 5 messages. I GET IT, you’re out there living life and don’t have any time for ME.”

folks talking about biden’s money while trump family shits in golden toilets is prime 2020

OMG DON CLAIMS HE "BEAT" POKEMON, HAS NOT CAUGHT 'EM ALL... TRUMP: "GAME ENDS WHEN YOU BEAT ELITE FOUR"

Feels good walking into 1:1's with your manager knowing they're not out to get you or make you feel like garbage at the end of it.

Is there a rule somewhere that says all recipe sites have to be terrible? I appreciate that you took your dog to the park and the leaves are changing colors, but I just want to cook

See also: SRE

Pleased to announce I’ll be speaking at the 46th(!) CMG IMPACT 2021 (virtually) on business value and observability! cmgimpact.com

"people are the cause of, and solution to, every problem."

👏🏻 Look outside of technology to find novel solutions to problems 👏🏻

Maybe this year will be better than the last

I missed #startup life so f’ing much