Yoplait has the worst product design ever. Why does one have to work so hard to enjoy a yogurt?

I had no idea. 🤯

I have never rejected anything more than I have the request from the weather channel app to go premium.

You ever buy the gel deodorant by mistakes? It. Is. Terrible.

It’s the first day of fall, time to throw away the Easter candy to make room for the Halloween candy.

There are 2 types of people: those who soak it and those who don’t. Any they marry each other.

Size charts for adults are stupid. No one knows their chest size in inches or sleeve length. All we want to know is does it fit like an Old Navy medium, a Target medium or and Amazon medium?

I had to get my eyes dilated. I hate ever second of this experience.

Coworker joke of the day: I got myself into trouble, I leant a guy some money for plastic surgery….now I don’t know what he looks like.

Co worker joke of the day: do you know why Cinderella sucks at soccer? ………she keeps running away from the ball.

Ever washed a diaper? 😩

Co worker joke of the day: Do you know the difference between a man poorly dressed on a tricycle and a well dressed man on a bicycle? a tire

3 year olds are no joke.

Coworker joke of the day: My wife is always complaining that I never buy her flowers…to be honest, I didn’t know she sold them.

Anyone else pull neck muscles blow drying their hair? Or is that just me?

I sure hope Taylor Swift brings some rain with her this week.

What a wild 24 hours... Storm. Wind. Rain. No power. Power. No power. . sleeping in silence. . . . Gets generator for the refrigerator and freezer . . POWER!

My nephew is obsessed with @JetMckinnon1, so much so we had to make a Build A Bear today! Good luck tomorrow, your biggest fan will be cheering you on! #ChiefsKingdom

Why don’t we just make the cup holders bigger?

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