Tottenham Hotspur may I suggest holding a dog up above your head outside the stadium ?

£790 at the dentist 🤣 absolute scrote, try brushing your teeth once in a while rather than blame immigrants

Denying your Mum the care she needs because you’re a racist pig is certainly an interesting thing to share on twitter dot com

The noodles in the glovebox have fucking done me, faith in this country fully restored

Has she tried eating less avocado toasts and not going Costa as much?

I love Rooney but fuck me this is possibly the worst take I’ve ever heard in my entire life 😂😂😂

Fair play. 5% of this is right. Good journalism. 👌

Greatest club in the world

Absolute state of this bag of spuds from Tesco bought today. Have to get rid of half of each meningitis ridden potato to actually get something edible, the state of the fresh produce in supermarkets nowadays is nothing short of a disgrace

Erica Kirk when her husband died:

Wowza

My #MensMentalHealth has taken an absolute battering here. What the fuck is this

Auto-translate by far the best thing to ever happen to this app

Up the fucking toffees

On the banks of the royal blue Mersey

#real

Wayne Rooney I'll put u asleep within 10 seconds u little girl. Don't say stuff and not follow up on it. I'll be waiting