They’ll never touch you King

I respect Acho, if I shared a workplace with Joy Taylor I’d do the same. He needs to own it with some pride

Inevitable Truth: Tiger Woods’s simulator league is going to be a huge flop

I (former Secretary of State) support President Trump’s proposed purchase of Greenland.

Me and my Chi Phi friend

Joe Hilsman hasn’t seen a girl walk through his door since his mom moved him in

No better feeling than being the first one to yell “BALL” at a fumble on the TV

When I think about what’s wrong with our youth in todays day in age, one name comes to mind. “Win Grubb”.

If you’re fraternity has an Instagram account/makes an edit for a party invite/posts a fall OR spring rush event calendar, you are GAY

Calling it now: Chiefs win SB, Kelce proposes to TSwift after the game. The script has already been written, we just have to accept it.

“That’s a foul ref”

Something you can’t get at “Canes” - Zaxby’s clears

If you can’t get excited about the Super Bowl you are super lame

Thot daughter or IFC clerk son?

SORRY MY BARBOUR'S AT THE CLEANERS! ALONG WITH MY PETER AND MY HEYDUDE FLIP FLOPS

Lily Lang and Con Con: *running the ball on the BV Lily Lang: Wow it’s cold I should get my BARBOUR jacket” Con Con: You need 3 collars! *Con Con shrinks a girl and man* Lily Lang: “No one does it like Sig Nu!” *Mary Kate/Evan turn around* Mary Kate: Got room for 1 more?

Georgias march madness run

Duality of man

April Fools Day is genuinely the worst day ever and 99% of the jokes are not funny