Me: What are you going to do this summer? Student: I’m gonna put on my green socks and I’m gonna jump. #cool #summerplans #soundsfun #slp

Today I went to pick up some kids and a teacher just stared at me and said, “Why?” #itsalmostsummer #slp

Welcome back to school, there’s hepatitis in the water!! #IWishIWereJoking

“I had a pet fish. Then my mommy cooked it and we ate it” 🐠

Me: What’s ice cream made of? Student: Box.

Me: Hi there! Student: No. #okthen #schoolslp #slpeeps

“I like green when I’m a little, blue when I’m a medium, and pink now I’m a big.”

Me: I thought you wanted to play with the sand? Student: I throw up my mind. Me: ... Student: I give up my mind. Me: ... Student: I... change my mind? #PracticeMakesPerfect

How many years of this career will it take for me to be able to spell “unintelligibility” on the first try?

Last week my client's mom left him alone for a moment during an EI teletherapy session. He immediately knocked the phone over and ran away giggling. So... that's how that's been going. #teletherapy #slpeeps

I’m really starting to master looking at Instagram on my phone while making it look like I’m fully engaged in the zoom training.

Back to school! #teletherapy

That feeling when the student you have been struggling to track down shows up in your Zoom waiting room... only to leave before you have a chance to let him in. #teletherapy

“What happens if you kick a swan?” Productive session today.

Me: what are you looking forward to this school year? Student: sleeping. #same #teletherapy #slpeeps

Me: *shows a picture of a tomato, a pepper, and an onion* Student: Look!! A tomato, a pepper, and a... CUT CUT CRY!

“Your eyes are black, you didn’t sleep good” THANKS FOR STATING THE OBVIOUS, KID. #slp #slpeeps

Me: I have a brother. Student: What?!? But… you should be his mom!