The President's intention to de-escalate a conflict the Department worked tirelessly to create is obviously of concern to us.

Our efforts to dismember Syria and expand the conflict were far from exhausted.

Rest assured, we remain committed to meddling in the affairs of the Syrian nation and the wider region.

We will turn the tide of public opinion against the President's decision to withdraw from Syria. With the help of our friends in the media, we will renew the fears of the American People.

Preparations are underway for the declaration of a #NationalEmergency. Please stand by.

The official Twitter account of the United States Department of Fear (Fear Dept. 🇺🇸) has been temporarily suspended. Until this situation is resolved, the Office of the Secretary of Fear will be handling social media enquiries. Thank you for your patience.

Our social media partners have begun shifting the burden of censoring controversial comments to the content creators. YouTube producers flagged for toleration of dissent will be deprived of their livelihoods. x.com/TeamYouTube/st…

It's not something to be overly concerned about. The powerful trolls are on our side. x.com/Ninijatt1/stat…

Immediately prior to suspension, Fear Dept. 🇺🇸 had praised Twitter for suspending 2K #Venezuela accounts. In addition, our tweet praising Sen. Rubio's supervision of Twitter's censorship of Venezuelan activists was getting significant attention. x.com/FearDept/statu…

The suspension of the official Twitter account of the United States Department of Fear has been lifted. Thank you to the staff of the Office of the Secretary of Fear for lending us use of Secretary of Fear's personal account.

I declare that 7-11 be named Bitcoin Fear Day. x.com/maxkeiser/stat… #BFD #BitcoinFearDay

The Department welcomes Twitter's transition to the Facebook business model where the "user" is not a customer but a commodity. x.com/VeldLot/status…

Three hours ago Twitter lifted the 16 day "temporary suspension" of our official Fear Dept. 🇺🇸 account.

Thank you to followers who tweeted words of support for Fear Dept in response to the suspension of our account. I have added your names to my #DoNotKill List. x.com/SecFear/lists/… Sincerely, MPS III Secretary of Fear U.S. Dept of Fear

Secretary of Fear Fear Dept. 🇺🇸 Welcome back guys. We were aimlessly fearful there. Always good to be guided by strategic fear. Back to work.

Suspended for 16 days, we're aware that our followers' fears will need refreshing. Ready? Let's start with Putin.