i am simultaneously the family’s black sheep and gold star and that’s exactly why i’m the way i am

this tweet was made for me

I really think I’m the funniest person ever sometimes

i hate men and calories also fuck israel

daily affirmations:

pedro’s so real for posting this because it’s the fucking truth

how can life make u feel so full and so empty all at the same time

If you’ve never been hit with gay allegations you’re not fly enough

i could totally invent 3 more stages of grief if they let me

they never work out either

Maybe we need livable wage. Compassion. Affordable housing. Compassion. More funding for programs and shelters, mental health support for the homeless. Compassion.

" never asked you to" is such a nasty thing to say after benefiting from someone's time and love.

Snapchat trying to make us pay for extra storage is a joke… count your days

making my friends feel loved is what I live for

do NOT project your lack of whimsy onto me

people without any whimsy scare me. why are you like that. where are your trinkets

I hope the next viral trend is empathy and critical thinking skills