I lost my phone, Jim changed my password, and now I’m back. For a while at least, until the next fuck up.

Tiger tends to be. Best served bloody, with a dash of pepper.

Thanks. Didn’t appreciate the vast volumes of pictures of the Holmes boys on this phone but I’m sure I can fix that.

I am, just.... preferred the pictures on my old one. How did you even get that many of the Iceman?

You talking about the kill shots or the nudes?

It’s gonna be both.

Only for the right price. ... did you watch the whole of the video?

That so. Well once I’ve finished this hit I’ll give you a live performance if you want.

Only Jim can make invasion of privacy sexy.

Not wrong there.

“Falling asleep on the job Inspector? Dangerous.”

Perhaps, if I befriend the good Inspector, it’ll drive Mycroft mad. I won’t even need to kill him. ... of course I will though. Eventually. Or where’s the fun?

Halloween is the perfect cover for being dripping head to toe in someone else’s blood.

We’re not going to discuss why my hand was shaking.

Nothing makes me twitchy like Jim and Sherlock arranging a meeting.

Apologies for the radio silence, had to go to fuckin New Zealand. Job was good tho, now to travel home without killing anything. Normal tweeting will resume shortly.