who else had the depersonalization moment in childhood when you looked at your hands and thought "oh right I'm alive and not just watching"

how it feels to tweet about wanting a burger when there is no burger

this image is my religion I am not joking

disappearing over the bridge

I will die for that little monkey with the stuffed animal

perpetually me

This flirting shit easy

white people be like "You forget a thousand things every day, pal. Make sure this is one of 'em."

smoke weed

David Lynch - I Find it Very Difficult to Understand What is Going on These Days (2009)

bob esponcha...

the most annoying guy you know is posting this on his instagram today😭😭😭. Also a guy you think is really cool is posting it. Also a beautiful woman. Also a guy you met at a bar once. Also another beautiful woman. Also a few of your coworkers from your last job.

look at that little reindeer guy, he's so tough

Who up going to bed

Today is the 20th anniversary of the DS Lite! ✍️