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rachel

@seasonal_menu

I’m ten years old, tv is my life

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calendar_today24-06-2012 00:00:53

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much respect to the guy at the pharmacy drop off that just slammed down his prescription and shouted LORAZEPAM like he was ordering a beer at a bar

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not to be controversial but the person who invented auto play and the person who decided every streaming app needs their own custom sound upon opening should be shot into outer space

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Hot beverage acting season is peaking right now. That empty to go coffee cup is actually piping hot and filled to the brim. Sip sip sip. Ahh.

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being a flight attendant is crazy; where else but the sky could you apply the skills of a waitress, hostess, announcer, actor and garbage man in one job

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have you heard of this dish known as “chicken Caesar salad”, wow! tried it today for the first time can’t recommend enough.

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I asked my husband if he’s ever seen the movie girl interrupted and he said yes I think so, Cristina Aguilera is in that right? and began to describe Cristina Aguilera in the moulin rouge music video from 2001

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crazy that one day you can wake up to find out your husband has been catching flies and feeding them to a spider living in the basement