First tweet ever... Better make it something profound and eloquent and... Why is it counting down? Am I running out of time? #14secsleft #no

I believe I have the powers of invisibility as the automatic toilet always flushes while I'm sitting on it. #Iamsuperthanksforasking

I'll be teaching #playwriting at #OCC this fall 2014, Tuesdays and Thursdays from 12:10 - 1:40. Write plays with me!#everythingisawesome

main.diabetes.org/goto/teamathena For my daughter Athena and my sister Heather Gruenthal #mydiabetics

youtube.com/watch?v=i2o2Dx… #diabetes #mydiabetics #challenge

Ever wonder how the Grinch wound up with an adorable obedient dog? Find out in this podcast. #MyDogMax x.com/_backstories/s…