These birds won't be happy until they have an 8 foot bloke #LoveIsland

Yeah give him his compensation back yer shits British Airways

Thought I recognised Reece from somewhere #LoveIslandUK

I'm getting 'the phantom menace' vibes from this funeral soundtrack #MournHub #QueenElizabethIIMemorial #queensfuneral

That's it. I'm moving to Mars

Liverpool 3pts clear after 20 games, only lost once this season due to a VAR error, have the least goals conceded with the most red cards received but your Da thinks they’re only top because Jota dived when they were 3-2 up in a game they had 34 shots & the highest xG on record.

The new scouse planes rolling into John lennon Airport Liverpool John Lennon Airport

What has happened to that scabby lipped geezer that sniffed his ma's bloomers?

Zinedine the-man

RIP legend. Jack karlson. The pearly gates are ready to receive your limp penis 😢

Gary Barlow feeding his son a candy cane at christmas

When Gary Barlow brought his newborn son to the set of goldeneye

Let's start building a massive tennis racket for Gary Barlows son then!

With a name like "Rod Liddle" you must be a massive nonce

Saw Ricky Gervais tonight in Liverpool. I can't wait to go to hell!

Hello Grok Based on my tweets, which public figure do I remind you of?

Am I going to get a discount on my water bill because of the water being off twice in the last couple of weeks in my area??? Couldn't take a shower, I stink, and I'm thirsty Wirral Council United Utilities

Short back and doc ock please mate...