basketball’s all like gimme that pumpkin i need it and tennis is all like fuck this lemon you take it

The Banach-Tarkovsky paradox states that a long take can be edited into a series of cuts, each equally long as the original long take.

Getting really bloody sick of Twitter doing the sneaky switch to "For You" stuff again. If I wanted to see lukewarm takes and rage bait I'd use a newspaper.

Do you reckon Tibetan yak herders ever think about giving it all up and running away to work in a Tesco Express in Clermiston?

They yassified Mrs Tweedy. She's a hashtag Girlboss now.

Okay intrusive thought, I'll play your game. We definitely could throw a Molotov into the open window of that Fiat 500, but you're missing the important context of us not having, nor have we ever had a Molotov cocktail. Even if we did, it would not shatter in a satisfying way.

Happy anniversary to the time I went to York and it was a very weird vibe

Someone asked what day Halloween was this year, and I immediately replied "The 31st" with the confidence of someone obviously proud they knew the exact date straight away. Then I realised.

Putting the soundtrack to The Bear on to psych myself up ahead of both work and normal social interactions

I’m not quite sure how to explain what’s happened tonight, because it’s still happening - but here goes… At 4:40pm I jumped on a train from London to Edinburgh.. It was comfy, it was quiet In hindsight, too good to last…

who told them that

I bet these guys have had a tough couple of years

My greatest fear is one day getting "As per my last email"ed

Not interested in geography? This wine map of Italy should fix that… Source: buff.ly/3LXlFXE

The Director of the UN's New York office just resigned after thirty years at the organisation over the UN's handling of the ongoing genocide of Palestinians. The entirety of his resignation letter is a necessary read but this first page blew me away.

Remind me to delete this pls #MyXAnniversary

Happy Western new year to all who celebrate