Jordan Bohannon looking good for almost 40 years old.

Your face when pushing your shovel and you hit the crack in the driveway/sidewalk and the handle of the shovel impales your gut

The greatest home run in MLB history happened six years ago today

June 5, 1985: A foul ball off the bat of Claudell Washington at Wrigley Field is used as the highlight in a movie where the main character catches that ball…making today, 37 years ago, Ferris Bueller’s actual day off

You’re goddamn right.

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name a more important stat, you can’t

“Who won the game?” “Minnesota. They were down 20 but then Prince started raining in goddamn threes from everywhere.”

Have a little Iowa-Rutgers appetizer as a treat.

Your Uber driver, Jake Taylor, has arrived. Look for the Cleveland Indians bullpen cart.

Military experts later confirmed that Chuck Norris and Walter Payton together on the same boat was temporarily the world’s fourth-strongest navy.

DEN 20 - 70 MIA Final That's Scorigami!! It's the 1077th unique final score in NFL history.

Did Israel elect the wrong Herzog? Hall of Fame manager Whitey's emphasis on speed and defense could be just what the IDF needs strategically.

As Dave Parker waited on the pitch, he couldn't remember if he'd killed six or seven teenagers at that remote cabin by the lake.

J.J. Watt looks like he’s about to give a toast at a wedding and go completely off-script with at least one story that will contribute to the eventual divorce.

You ever switch up your hair and wonder if anyone will notice? They notice.

Because nothing says fun for the whole family quite like “I hereby sentence you to be hanged by the neck until dead.”

OG. Yikes.

Angel Hernandez called Trump safe.