CafeTO is going to die even quicker than I expected. I hadn't factored in the orgasmic delight the bureaucracy would derive from killing it.

FOX MULDER: Over 20 reported killer whale attacks in the month of May. The whales worked in tandem. Do you know what this means, Scully? DANA SCULLY: No. FOX MULDER: The attacks were orca-strated. Scully? Did you hear me? They were or- DANA SCULLY: I’ll be in the car, Mulder.

An avid history buff, Larry David, took his daughter to every one of the Civil War battlefields for a family vacation.

Has anyone suggested the Canadian government create its own search engine yet?

NESPOSOBNI STE DA VODITE DRŽAVU, AL' STE SPOSOBNI DA MARIŠETE PARE! Aerodrom u raspadu. Preko 3000 građana i građanki u redu za pasošku kontrolu.

Would be cool to see this picture of Geddy Lee get RTed 2112 times.

"Here's Eastern Europe's favorite cat and mouse team, 'Worker and Parasite'!”

The best part about this is a postal worker obviously stole it and is now shitting themselves. (That said imagine sending $300k by Canada Post. That’s like shipping a kidney transplant on via rail.) cbc.ca/news/canada/to…

The Conservatives' ludicrous insistence that the carbon tax language in the Ukraine free-trade deal matters is the same as the Liberals' ludicrous insistence that injecting gender-friendly boilerplate into such documents matters. Meaningless indulgences from a meaningless country

I've lived in Ontario most of my life but watching people freak out about averagely bad premier Doug Ford makes me feel like I'm visiting a safari park.

Canada is essentially the Statue of Liberty clutching a gigantic string of pearls.

Norm Macdonald getting Bob Newhart's autograph, as Chris Farley cheers him on. Look how friggin' happy they all are. Rest in peace to the GREAT Bob Newhart.

Optimist: The glass is 1/2 full Pessimist: The glass is 1/2 empty Excel: The glass is January 2

The management of this Bajaga concert in Belgrade brings to mind scenes from Woodstock '99. Thousands of ticketholders stuck in a dusty pen, queue immobile for an hour. Two thumbs down from this corner

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I am almost relieved this happened in front of cameras for the world to witness. No more backrooms, no more facades of reasonableness or bargaining. We now know what side the United States is on, and in whose interests they’re acting. It isn’t their people’s, and it isn’t ours

I feel like conservative intellectuals have put a lot of effort into trying to cast JD Vance as this brilliant, insightful, creative thinker, but in practice he just seems like a smug, nasty jerk brimming with contempt and dark, sneering, cruel sarcasm for anyone not himself.

📸This video of Orbán’s daughter & family returning from a Maldives luxury island (owned by a Czech tycoon) on OTP Bank’s private jet has 700K+ views. Since EU taxpayers are footing the bill, they deserve to see how it's being spent. Let’s get it to 800K!

. Air Canada fuck you. I hate your guts. So, your website crashes and won’t allow me to check in. So upon arrival to the airport I’m told “ah yeah, you weren’t checked in in time, we can’t give you a boarding pass.” Yeah…because of YOUR website. Absolutely nothing stopping me

I left my Apple AirPods on Air Canada flight AC890 from Toronto to Rome en route to the #MilanoCortina2026 Olympics. They fell under the seat. I didn’t realize this until I went through customs 🫠 The AC desk called the plane to search for them and said they couldn’t find