I want to come back as a short person Just to see what it's like.

I've dreamt in first person and in third person POV before. That's pretty standard But I just had a vivid, active dream in first-person-head-hopping and that was one of the weirdest experiences I've had without being lucid!! Recommended. 10/10 😄

Why is : 'shoulda, woulda, coulda' a thing but : 'oughta be, gotta be' isn't?

First get your facts straight. Then distort them at your leisure. Mark Twain

My sister is in Japan So the first thing I had to ask is if she's gotten any good Indian food since she got there

America, where the two top news stories are both deadly shootings

Silent Holy Birds Grow Clouds Pink Apostles Part Night Seedlings Perfect Stars Flow like Party Smoke Orange Herbs Dance with Broken Timing Continuous Flying Outrage Throws Promises My surrealist poems #lexiconshuffle

This guy literally driving down the road with a fire in the back of his pickup truck 🤦

Step one, get to the airport I don't have any bags to check so this should go super smooth But I'm still 3 and a half hours early Severe Anxiety for the win

Step two, get through security... That was way too fast and easy. Now I have three hours until my flight Time to plan for my layover in Paris

Cool kids sit in the back

Friends and Family : traveling alone is so dangerous; aren't you ever afraid something will happen?! News from the US : Mass shooting, Mass shooting, Mass shooting

Ordering a Beyond Meat barbeque burger from Carl’s Jr. and having them put bacon on it is somehow indicative of what life in 2023 America is We have convenience and abundance everywhere But there's also an abundance of dumbassery

I just realized how easy it is to schedule tweets... Not 'just' like when you're reading this. But a year ago, when I am writing this, I definitely just realized I could schedule tweets.

As of October 1st 2022, this was the last possible moment I could schedule a tweet for. I hope 2023 wasn't complete shit. How is your 2024 going?