when you realize you took an edible before doing something serious

If there’s one thing i miss about college it’s drinking on a porch Nice out? Whose porch are we drinking on? No class or homework? Time to drink on a porch. Bored on a Tuesday eve? Porch drinking it is

Irving after the marshmallows were dumped in the fire #severence

Josh Allen getting choked up as kids from Oishei Children’s Hospital congratulate him on winning MVP is everything. What a video this is. 🥹 (🎥 Buffalo Bills)

zookeeper roommate texts asking if it’s ok for her to bring the massive seal by the apartment for a few hours. he smells like fish and is a slob so i say try to say no big seal but my phone autocorrects to no big deal. don’t notice until it’s too late. the fucking seal is coming.

Getting home from after school activities in 2005 and turning on ESPN to watch Around the Horn with Woody Paige, Jay Mariotti, Tim Cowlishaw and J.A. Adande before getting PTI with prime Tony K & Wilbon

I just heard a sentence that completely wrecked me. “One day you will bury your father. On that day, you will realize that you lost the only man that wanted to see you do better than him.” My dad left me with one instruction. Take care of my mom. The love of his life. He left

They got the Borgs lined up like it’s a Sinaloa Cartel drug raid 😭😭😭

I genuinely think Celtics fans enjoy watching a second-round pick score 20 off the bench in a meaningless game late in the season than beating the Lakers on ABC.

The Red Sox have a hotdog on a stale bun that is absolutely to die for

You’ve gotta be fucking kidding me. Just when I thought this day couldn’t get any worse

Name a bigger lie. I'll wait.

Jayson Tatum since entering the league: — 1st in playoff PTS — 2nd in playoff REB — 5th in playoff AST — 2nd in playoff STL — 6th in playoff BLK — 2nd in playoff 3P — 1st in playoff wins

Luke Kornet on a random Wednesday in May

Roman Anthony's father and brother, both named Tony Anthony, cheering him on at Fenway

"It’s a cruel game sometimes. You watch a young man pour his soul into a city, and then he’s shipped off like yesterday’s news." - Vin Scully

Going to need this framed immediately.

“I asked grok” “I asked chatgpt” I asked my Chief of HR if she wanted to go to a Coldplay concert and she said yes :)