Points to Itsalljustagame with a confident smirk. "Her. She's hella cute and Imma ask her out someday." It's all just because she looks exactly like writers favourite girl in video games.

Mauve accepts this as affection. x.com/Vxlociraptor/s…

He shall allow this. Even if it's bleeding at least she's happy. x.com/Vxlociraptor/s…

The life of a lowly sailor under Captain Diamonds rule is one he's happy with. x.com/Vxlociraptor/s…

Mauve is yawning. He doesn't know why he's so tired this morning but he just is.

"Yo... so, like, I don't know where any of my og friends are. Mars. Cyrus. Jupiter. I don't even think Julia remembers who I am." The half giant of a man shrugged. If he had to he would erase his memories of them so he could live happily.

"Yo Fifi. You free?" The gentle giant was shirtless and had his hands in his pockets. He wasn't really looking at her. Was it embarrassment? Fifi Bellefleur

"What's with all this talk of school. Did I miss something...?"

"What does one do when they have a metal rebar pole impaled into their abdomen...?" The man leans against a tree in clear pain now that the adrenaline has worn off. He truly needed some assistance.

The man's gonna have to find some medical assistance or else risk losing an organ or two removing this rebar pole himself. Though he doesn't want to freak people out by walking in public with it.

"Selene seems to ignore my advances."

"Yeah I'm back. Just gonna wallow in self pity now."

"I don't understand people who have sex with Pokemon."

"Granted I bet Pokemon get more action from humans than I do. Who am I to stop them. I'm just some unattractive asshole."

Time to punch some trees to vent his and his writers frustrations!

Punching trees may not be enough to vent. He may need to go beat some people up.

"I need to fight somebody before I result to killing myself."

Mauve is locking up shop today. Hrdoesnt care how much damage he does, he will recreate everything destroyed anyway. So time to tear the limbs off every plush in his store, break all the glass on his shelves, and generally create chaos while screaming in pure rage.

He's left his store in the wake of his own wrath. Sometimes he wishes he didn't see through the forth wall. However he was cursed with that ability and now lives to regret it.

"I'm disgusted today. I should have never left home." And he head butts a tree. It's now falling into the ocean as every berry growing from it topples. Yes he's much stronger than a normal human.