When Mangle isn't busy watching tiktoks, he's making Lego ASMR.

i can fit in your lap. no measurements required. just trust me

For all my doggo friends. Here is a puppy who did not even notice me walk into the Lash lounge. So tired. Very nap.

Him sitting in my new work chair like all that criss cross applesauce space is his.

I'm just here to announce that my kid is the coolest.

Him likes Greek yogurt.

Trying to block a thing and this was not the help I was looking for, Buddy.

I didn't know I was supposed to also take LAST day of school pictures. Who left me off the memo?!

Happy father's day, Twitter dad's! Including Mangle.

I spent 4hrs today cleaning out the playroom to become my new office later this summer. Mini Mangle is moving to Maine at the end of July and I need to clear out of the fourth bedroom!

Got up to leave on a 3 day trip for work and our well pump has gone out. Not a bad day to be heading for a hotel. Meanwhile Mangle and Babysquats have no water until at least tomorrow!

I've been on a bit of a work trip with a lighting vendor this week and I'm sorely disappointed that I barely got any alone time in the hotel room other than to pass out and sleep.

Update on this. We have a new well pump, and I have significantly less money in my bank account.

Pulled into the driveway to find a doe and six chickens nomming happily on our grass and bugs.

Last night at Wok house, Astra barfed on the floor mid DnD session. Luckily the party all helped out with clean up and we managed to regroup and keep going while she passed out on my lap afterwards.

A romantic evening.

surround yourself. with those who would flip your ear back for you. if it ever went inside out

You guys. The lady whose apartment we rented has KANGAROO SHOES.