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Ryan

@sealionryan

Pinkies up

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calendar_today21-09-2011 22:22:46

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I was waiting for the light to change at this intersection for like three minutes before i realized it was a stop sign

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so is the government going to be paying for teachers guns and ammunition or should they be adding that to their Amazon wishlists

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I requested kaytranada and no one knew the song so they all sat down and cleared the dance floor and it's my proudest moment.

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Guess who's elevated liver enzymes turned out to be a result of daily stevia consumption and not excessive drinking on the weekends 🙋

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Its Basel week, Prada has a pop up nightclub, but according 2 Fox News the biggest story out of Miami tonight is a large python being caught

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People are actually in this department store publicly and loudly discussing the softness factor of varying toilet papers

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Does anyone else rewatch Beyoncé’s 2013 landmark of a super bowl performance after being let down every year subsequent or is that just me