“I-I’m not too sure about this outfit . . . Though I can’t say I’m against it, I suppose they could be the new garb for visiting the springs.”

She totes doesn’t want people to randomly slap her ass on the streets, it’s not like she has a thing for that or something.

She may or may not be slightly more than friends with a certain champion . . . Or most of them.

National dick sucking day may have been yesterday, but that doesn’t change anything for her!

The perfect picnic, unfortunately there’s only one thing to eat.~

“I’m sorry, what is this ‘Smash’ and why was I not invited when Link is?!”

“My research into the creatures known as Bokoblins . . . ? It is very . . . Thorough.”

“My posterior is not a bongo!”

“. . . Fine. Give me a D! Give me an I! Give me a C! And give me a K! What does that spell? DICK! Giiiiiive me dick! . . . There, happy now? This better be enough for #SeduciveSunday.”

“I make sure to be as thorough as possible, with . . . Mixed results.”

//Paya is precious and requires someone to lewd the fuck out of her.

“H-Hylia give me strength.”

“Y-You’re all perverts, asking your princess to do something so lewd . . .”

“. . . Is it that Peach lady?”

//Friendly reminder! If your pfp is a dick pic, if you send dick pics without asking, or are under 18. I will block you without warning.

“NO SUCH THING HAPPENED.”

Actual footage of her last attempt to study Bokoblins.