Au; Taehyung’s fairly new to the whole vampire thing, but he does have the basics down — entice, drink & erase He’s onto the final step now, hunger sated, blood coating his tongue “You will not remember a thing.” He says, but Jeongguk, the ‘human’, merely grins “That’s cute.”

orv au; When the world plunges to chaos, Taehyung is hurtled into the very plot of the novel he’d devoted years of his life reading. And with an arsenal of special skills up his sleeve, accompanied by a near perfect recollection of events that have yet to take place —

Imagine best friends taekook painfully slowly transitioning into boyfriends. Like they wanna be all romantic and stuff, exchange cute texts like “hey did u get home safe babe 🥺❤️” & “good night love” But, well old habits die hard JK: U make it back alive? TH: Yeah JK: K cool

Clueless, straightforward Jeongguk & his easily flustered best friend “She said she finds me cute.” “So? I think you’re cute too.” Jeongguk butts in, scoffing, completely OBLIVIOUS of his reddening company Taehyung looks away, embarrassed, “oh?” “Yeah, you’re like a hamster.”

Au where Taehyung’s a university student with back to back deadlines and heaps of work He’s onto his 10th hour of studying when ghost Jeongguk pipes up — “I’m surprised you’re still going.” And Taehyung, exhausted & teetering upon the actual cusp of insanity replies, “same.”

Au where Taehyung’s matched with a bunch of salty teammates that instantly leave the game as soon as they lose one round. Now he’s left with one other player, ‘BananaMilk’ who Tae expects to leave too but lo and behold, BananaMilk cranks up his mic and, “Lesgetit.”

Au; As a sweet, kindhearted and ultimately /unfortunate/ soul, Taehyung readily accepts his dear friend’s request to drop a love letter off at their crush’s classroom. So here he is, clutching a confession to his chest as he hovers by Jeon Jeongguk’s desk. “What are you doing?”

Au where Tae’s THE it boy. He’s popular, handsome, council President, captain of the cricket team, even valedictorian. So one would assume he’d be used to compliments by now “You’re a pretty cool dude.” Jeongguk glances at him, gapes at the red on Tae’s cheeks “Th-thank you.”

Au; W/ a reputation for being quite the intimidating boss, Jeongguk’s employees always double take whenever a familiar dashing blond in a striking green suit kicks open his office door “Buy me lunch, daddio.” And Jeongguk just about pops a blood vessel every time, “Tae, out!”

Imagine taehyung & jeongguk as classical students in the musical arts department where tae, renowned for his piano playing, leaves the building after practicing til late & catches a glimpse of the ballet dancers in action and he sorta catches himself in awe of one jeon jeongguk

Au where Prince Taehyung is far too chummy for Jeongguk’s liking. Though, having grown up together, he supposes the prince deserves some leeway. “This,” Taehyung gestures to him, “is my knight in shining armour.” “No.” Jeongguk grimaces, “I’m the captain of the royal guard.”

Au; vampires typically settle down with ‘bond mates’, but Taehyung & Jeongguk have yet to. And after hundreds of years being pestered about it, Taehyung blurts out the first lie that comes to mind. “I’m bonded with Jeongguk.” Jeongguk promptly spits out his mouthful of blood.

Au; Jeongguk doesn’t believe in ghosts. Hence, he agrees to accompany his friends on their quest to contact some spirit — for the laughs “Kim Taehyung, do you like my outfit?” He snickers into the cold air Only to freeze as a voice crackles through their receiver “Not really.”

Au; Jeongguk cannot die. Sure, he’s laid upon his deathbed many a time, skin ashen and his pulse a flatline, but he’d be up and on his feet no less than five minutes later. An Ajin is what people term him — a being seemingly immortal, though he prefers to stick with ‘cursed’.

Au; this is it, Jeongguk thinks. He’s going to die. Taehyung’s a seer. The moment he looks into his eyes, he’ll see it all — the interrogation, Jeongguk’s incapacity to keep his mouth shut. And he’ll rat him out to the boss But Taehyung merely blinks And lies, “he kept quiet.”

Au; Taehyung typically enjoys being a base on the cheerleading team. It just sucks when the person he tosses takes it one spin too far & all but pummels him to the ground on their way down “Hey,” Jeon Jeongguk looms over him, his football helmet beneath his arm, “you okay?”

Au where Tae tags along to his friend’s seance session for the lolz cuz why not? There are candles everywhere, miscellaneous items strewn about — his friends are scared shltless — & he grins, “BOP IT, PULL IT—“ And Jeongguk, as bored a spirit as he is, murmurs, “twist it.”

Au; Every vampire goes through an ‘initiation’ of sorts — drain some poor, unsuspecting human dry & be on their merry way. But Taehyung makes a mistake, leaves Jeongguk w/ just enough blood to keep his heart beating. And now Jeongguk’s furious. Furious and so utterly thirsty.

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Au; Taehyung is a ghost. Ghosts haunt things. And he, for one, has chosen to latch onto a person. His victim, however, has just moved into an apartment that is apparently already occupied. “Fvck outta here, only I haunt this place.” Jeongguk spits. Taehyung blinks. Well shlt.