❛ I'm 𝗻𝗼𝗯𝗼𝗱𝘆'𝘀 sidekick! ❜ 𝖣𝖠𝖴𝖦𝖧𝖳𝖤𝖱 𝖮𝖥 𝖠𝖳𝖧𝖤𝖭𝖠            independent portrayal.            ships w/chem.            lit + descriptive.            canon.            sls/banter.            oc's welcome.                 [ ♡ + ↺ ]

i am going to remove my brain. EMPATHY LINK.

// pls give me main 7 pls pls

// tfw twitter asks if youre sure you want to post a tweet including the word "fucking" bc "most twitter users don't post like that" 🤔

// if anyone does layout stuff hmu bc i want a nice one and im bad at making pretty things.

// i stole this. you know what to do.

࿐ CAMP HALF BLOOD GROUPCHAT CALL ! ⇢ ˗ˏˋ like this tweet to join an ic groupchat ! ⇢ ˗ˏˋ selective && no drama please — we are all here to have fun ! ⇢ ˗ˏˋ retweets are appreciated ! ⠀

// i always feel like im intruding on things but there are so many ppl just on the TL who are like PERCY THIS and then i want to reply bc i have THINGS TO SAY

IF YOU DON'T AGREE THAT GROVER IS AN 11 YOU ARE WRONG. (incidentally, annabeth is a 15, but that's a different thing...)

OH GODS INSPECTION

OK WHERE IS MY PILLOW PET

THERE IS NO WAR IN BA SING SE

this one time i was 12. before my hair got dark and i gave up action figures.

// ill be back on late tonight! sorry for the absence, friends!

// ok that was a lie, but an accidental one. been dealing w some medical garbage so pls be nice!

Why stay in his cabin when he can FIGHT A HARPY?

He has 12 packs of gushers and is working on picking out the blue ones. If anyone wants the rest, they'll have to pay a gusher toll.

Best account. I do not make the rules.