“I saw it’s going to be Buttigieg” “I saw it’s going to be Kelly” “I saw it’s going to be Shapiro” oh yeah well I saw Goody Proctor with the devil so

Genuinely disorienting to see a Democratic candidate continue to make the obvious right choices

Tim Walz’ model of masculinity—one of wholesome, benevolent cheerfulness—offers a really stark contrast to the boorish domination of Trump and spine-chilling creepiness of Vance.

When I called Tim Walz this morning to ask him to join our campaign, I shared my deep level of respect for him and the work we've done together. We're going to unify this country and we're going to win. Let's go get this done.

Vice-President Harris calls Governor Tim Walz to ask him to be her running mate.

walz's couch joke is actually genius because to offline normies it just sounds like he's calling vance lazy, but in order for conservatives to explain what it *actually* means, they have to give so much insane context that they come off as unhinged

Biggest loser: CNN. Well Trump, but CNN a close second.

We all know what she was thinking because we were all thinking it too.

We’d like to announce that while we are not a hotel, we are a concept of a hotel.

As a litigator, I need to reiterate this. JD Vance may sound 'eloquent' in his practiced nonsense but this is a fine example of half the ostentatious idiots I see in trial - words without merit or citation. Listen to the facts. He has NONE. #VPDebate2024

Step 1: name your new mining company after King Durin of Khazad-dûm Step 2: delve too greedily and too deep Step 3: awaken the Balrog, a demon of the ancient world Step 4: ???????? Step 5: profit

#HarrisWalz2024InALandslide

Happy Steve Kornacki Eve to all who celebrate!

see you soon, my sweet prince

Had to redeye from LA to DC bc my absentee ballot never arrived, but did my part. #Vote #HarrisWalz

Unlike in 2016 I genuinely don't know what she could have done differently, and that's really hard to take

WaPo's endorsement finally drops.

We aren’t ending friendships over politics, we’re ending friendships over morals. There is a huge difference.

Lolz