I’ve turned my standing pad into a push-up mat between interventional cases. 🤷🏻‍♂️🤣 Something is always better than nothing. Precision Nutrition

Twitter, thanks for sending balloons on my special day. In honor of celebrations past, I offer this memory… #birthdayboy #iwaswearingpants #nephrologistshavemorefun

Are their vaccines that offer protection against #Wordle?

I stand with Neil Young and Brigham and Women's Hospital #COVID19

Seeing all those weeping and exhausted children at #Disney and #UniversalStudios over the weekend leaves me wondering if sex is really worth it…

Airplane lavatories were designed by men. There is no other explanation. Also, short men… #tallguyproblems

I’m old… I saw AD in an NBA report today and wondered why they were writing about Adrian Dantley. en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Adrian_Da…

Flight was canceled due to not having a pilot. Spirit Airlines is telling us the cancellation was due to weather. Ummmm….. no.

A statement from #tedchristie rings hollow: Spirit continues to take care of Guests impacted by cancellations using reaccommodations, flight credits, refunds, hotel vouchers and meal vouchers. Where is the help, Ted? #spiritairlines #flightcancelled #3055

Hey, #ElonMusk, could you please just focus on finishing the #cybertruck before you move on to another project? Thanks! #Tesla

Great news! McDonald’s sales are up, again. My job is secure, again. #McDonalds #Dialysis #KidneyDisease #SuperSized #Obesity

Stephen Clyne Metro-Detroit Just happy to not have Covid Or monkeypox No COI #NephJC

197.00 to fill up my #F150 this morning. #Elon #Cybertruck please. Help a brother out. 😐

According to Siri, astrology and nephrology are interchangeable. Siri isn’t really wrong about this…

What did I have for lunch today, and which are my favorite pair of shoes (neither lunch or shoes are pictured)? #MedTwitter #🙄 #AskRenal

Tomorrow night, come support these beautiful ladies as they raise money to fight human trafficking in Nepal! 20frontstreet.com/event/an-eveni…

#Rpa23 #metrolinanephrology #RPA #Nephrology #Interactive #winning #nephrologyisforwinners

Pitfall. I'm so in.... #nephjc

Also, Stephen Clyne. Nephrologist. No COI. Interested in longevity. Want to live forever.... so, I can celebrate conservative sodium correction when next en-vogue. #nephjc

So, nothing matters. My life has been a lie. Follow the ER lead. Bolus the hell out of the patient, then call nephrology and transfer their panic to our panic? Got it! #nephjc