Can the eagles beat balwyn Saturday? With me being pushed up forward kicking snags Bloody oath! #efldiv1 #dman #tagme @footyefl

Worst day ever Robbie Ross blocked me on Instagram #sadface #whyrobert #dman

Yeh anyway in other news, convinced a girl last night at cheers I was Nate fyfe, did get my dick tickled #ahyeah #dman #accusations

@kellymills93 you are seriously the most beautiful girl in the world #future? #dmansgirl? #ahyeah

Worst day ever for the dman time to hit the p&p #piss #and #pingers #dman

Cigarettes are a lot like hamsters. Perfectly harmless until you put one in your mouth and light it on fire.

Fuckkkk what day is it #justgothome #weekendtoforget #dman #blacksteve

Wore me first 'dolmio grin' on the weekend. Sneaky slut #rags #truestorybro #dman #weputthegoodthingsin #soyouwearthedolmiogrin

Fat, thin.. Black or white She's coming home with the Dman tonight #dman #footysover #humpday

Immmm backkkkkkkkk #dman

Shane Davidson Only six wickets in six matches this year Dman. Start taking some bags then we'll talk!

How good am I? The dman #d-dog #pussyslayer #gunfootballer #greathair #bemorelikeme

Can't wait to see Jane #greatgirl #greaterinthesack #marryme #songsaboutjane #dman #dmanisback

Because I'm too lazy to write an article on it, but can't work out how to fit the thought into 140 characters. #Ashes

Can't wait to see me best friend in the whole wide world tonight #strachantang #strachanman #bestfriend #dman #badboys

Glad girls are going to the gym these days you were putting on a couple of extra kgs #dman #ladies #gym #getfit #ordonthaveachancewiththeD

To get an invite to my 21st girls you must slide on my willy boys you must buy me a bag #dman #happybirthdaytome #chicks #bags #perfectcombo

Girls say getting your period is bad. Try not having a root for a week #dman #hatesperiods #kingofchicks

So happy for my eat friend strachana as the scorchers won on Friday night! #dman #strachana #bbl03 #getscorches #:)

@EleanaArielle ;)