3 Simple Truths: 1) I’m untall 2) I’m talln’t 3) You can’t define trans people out of existence

❤︎Happy Valentine's Day❤︎

I was subjected to ceaseless torments in boyhood. "Up your butt," the bullies taunted, "and around the corner"—I shudder to even imagine where that could be.

Better to have fumbled the bag than Bumble’d the fag

Don't drink the water. They put something in it. To make you forget.

OMG HI KITTY!!

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It's better to be pissed through than pissed thrown.

God i want to play Pokopia but i just cannot justify $70 for a video game at this point 😭 And i physically cannot get it anywhere LMAO

These are not my words. This is artificial intelligence.

i just made this picture i think it's really good

Tomodachi life if it were awesome. [FAÇADE MII ANIMATION]

Rest in peace my granny. I will not be disclosing the cause of her death for privacy but if you wish to donate to the funeral please direct all funds to the Bazooka Attack Victims Association.

fast learner with short term memory loss

you've hawk tuah be kidding me.

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