disney+ has college kids failing exams bc we’d rather watch hannah montana than study

Make this face at my cat and you getting thrown tf out

life is a party and i’m the piñata

Some days you’ll miss the bond but sis, remember the disrespect

The older I get the more I realize I just don’t want to be around certain types of people anymore

retail therapy is my solution to all my problems

every day is April fools when you’re attracted to men

tryin’ to find the yee to my haw but i keep findin’ the hell to my naw