Scott Thomson (@scthomsn) 's Twitter Profile
Scott Thomson

@scthomsn

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calendar_today06-03-2009 22:50:15

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John Mulaney (@mulaney) 's Twitter Profile Photo

John Podhoretz SNL meeeting after dress rehearsal. McCain was on (a week before 2008 election) Sudeikis said “Where the fuck do I stand” during notes on a sketch then apologized for swearing when he realized McCain was behind him. McCain immediately: “Jesus Christ, I was in the Navy.”

Nate Silver (@natesilver538) 's Twitter Profile Photo

End of NBA regular season would be more interesting if the league went to 12 playoff teams instead of 16. The 7 & 8 seeds have almost no chance anyway so seeing which ones make the playoffs isn't compelling. And giving the top 2 seeds byes gives the good teams more to play for.

Scott Thomson (@scthomsn) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Trapped in my apartment elevator for the NYC blackout. 40 mins and counting. Fortunately we were on our way back from Whole Foods and we’re with a Deer Park delivery guy so we’ll be fine for the long haul. 👍

Trapped in my apartment elevator for the NYC blackout. 40 mins and counting. 

Fortunately we were on our way back from Whole Foods and we’re with a Deer Park delivery guy so we’ll be fine for the long haul. 👍
Theodora Chu (@chu_onthis) 's Twitter Profile Photo

🚨 we're looking for another product manager to join the stripe treasury team! banking wasn't built for the digital world — it's slow, brittle, and "closes" when it's not biz hours. stripe treasury aims to make banking fast & accessible to all, built for 2021 and beyond.

Scott Thomson (@scthomsn) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Lol to the guy who stole my Amazon delivery of The Power Broker off my front porch. He’s either gonna be really excited or really disappointed when he opens the box.

Lol to the guy who stole my Amazon delivery of The Power Broker off my front porch.

He’s either gonna be really excited or really disappointed when he opens the box.
Ferrett Steinmetz (@ferretthimself) 's Twitter Profile Photo

2008: Netflix will allow me to free myself from the tyranny of cable! 2017: I wish I could bundle streaming services together for a discount x.com/CNBCnow/status…

UMBC Athletics (@umbcathletics) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Second Half about to start, no matter what happens we just want you all to remember......we are conveniently located just outside of Baltimore and have stellar academics