Oh no.

Guy Fawkes’ signature before and after watching England play.

Happy last Monday under Tory rule for years, everyone

What about when the sea is closed and the foreign secretary wanted to paddle board while Afghanistan fell, and Sunak went to Disneyland on holiday? You've all seriously lost the run of yourselves. Have a little more self respect

Oh, you’ve discovered alliteration! Well done you. Though we are going to have to work on reading comprehension because that’s not what keir Starmer said, now is it?

There is something paradoxically satisfying about the UK general election being on July 4th and the US presidential election being on November 5th.

I thought I’d be happy - and I am - but mostly I am so so relieved.

It would once have been routine for a defeated prime minister to wish his successor luck - to call him “a decent, public-spirited man who I respect”, as Sunak just described Starmer. But after Trump and 2020, you no longer take such a peaceful transition for granted.

Amongst the numerous Tory MPs to lose their seats, not enough attention has gone to Daniel Kawczynski (Shrewsbury) and Phillip Davies (Shipley), two of the all time worst Tory MPs, both of whom have lost, good riddance.

Me: "I'm a liberal who believes we must always guard against state authoritarianism." Also me the moment sometimes starts listening to their phone on the train with no headphones: "Lock 'em up, throw away the key. No trial needed."

'Emergency politics podcasts sir... thousands of 'em'

Why does JD Vance always look like a smashing pumpkins roadie who borrowed a suit for court? Easy on the eyeliner, tiger

Just when you think Nelly can't get any better, she puts a beret on. #GBBO

Does it fuck.