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Scraps McClane

@scrapsmcclane

Living a dog's life with my MTP (Mommy Type Person) while on the search for my next big treat.

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calendar_today16-04-2013 01:49:07

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MTP dreamed she opened a party business for dogs and her teeth fell out. I say the risk is worth it. Puréed food & party hats here we come!

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Today I ate: dog food, dog treats, cat treats(don't judge me), chicken bone, &MTP's finger(almost) when she had the nerve to go in after it

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Charmed my way into a friendship with a normally nervous chihuahua, impressing her owner. I'm an ambassador of tail wagging goodwill

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Meet a rescue dog that MTP said looked just like me when she brought me home. Tears were shed, snuggles were given, treats were manipulated

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MTP went to a Dolly Parton concert. Now she keeps looking at me with a Halloween costume gleam in her eye. No worries. I look good in gaud

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MTP got me a toy with a "forever treat" in it to keep me busy. I had it out in 15 minutes. Forever flies when you're having fun

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MTP joined a gym that allows dogs to come along. Unclear if it means I can use the weights. Hope so. Strong is the new adorable

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MTP has begun my Halloween costume. She won't tell me what it is but the sewing machine has come out. I'm afraid. I'm very afraid...

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MTP sent me to the groomer today. Pro: I look smashing. Con: she won't stop sniffing me. Better find some dirt to roll around in asap

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What kind of monster throws a burrito on the ground and what kind of monster won't let me eat it?! The answer to 1 of those questions is MTP