MTP dreamed she opened a party business for dogs and her teeth fell out. I say the risk is worth it. Puréed food & party hats here we come!

Today I ate: dog food, dog treats, cat treats(don't judge me), chicken bone, &MTP's finger(almost) when she had the nerve to go in after it

Charmed my way into a friendship with a normally nervous chihuahua, impressing her owner. I'm an ambassador of tail wagging goodwill

Met two super cool guys but MTP wouldn't let me play with them. Come back best friends! Come baaaaaaaaack!

Meet a rescue dog that MTP said looked just like me when she brought me home. Tears were shed, snuggles were given, treats were manipulated

MTP went to a Dolly Parton concert. Now she keeps looking at me with a Halloween costume gleam in her eye. No worries. I look good in gaud

MTP got me a toy with a "forever treat" in it to keep me busy. I had it out in 15 minutes. Forever flies when you're having fun

MTP joined a gym that allows dogs to come along. Unclear if it means I can use the weights. Hope so. Strong is the new adorable

The cuteness is strong with this one

MTP has begun my Halloween costume. She won't tell me what it is but the sewing machine has come out. I'm afraid. I'm very afraid...

This dog from Band of Brothers is my twin! A Parent Trap reboot is in order. MTP-get my agent on the line STAT!

MTP sent me to the groomer today. Pro: I look smashing. Con: she won't stop sniffing me. Better find some dirt to roll around in asap

Helping MTP sew. Arts&Crafts meets Adorable&Cute

Happy Wednesday!

May your Halloween be the stuff of pure imagination

Bulbasaur and Bulbascraps. Gotta catch em all! #brothersfromanotherpokemother #pokemongogetmetreats

MTP says I'm officially more mats and burrs than dog. I believe a summer cut is coming my way soon...#mohawkmaddness

The antidote to my productivity #scrapsmcclane #napbuddies instagram.com/p/BTg7k8zln9s/

It looks like MTP fed me after midnight...

What kind of monster throws a burrito on the ground and what kind of monster won't let me eat it?! The answer to 1 of those questions is MTP