:)

"Listen up, ya mooks. Pay attention and you'll be right as rain, righty?"

"Them blokes, they can laugh at me n' what I've set up here, but I'll make sure they never forget a queen's wrath."

{ the queen is taller than junkrat txt it

junker queen: ya stupid drongo, ya put my car in a bingle sombra, crying into her hands: what, hte fuck are yo u sayign,,,

"Queenship is exhausting."

"Ya ever take one look at Junkertown and wonder why the government just stopped givin' a shit?"

"What's that stupid shit all ya 'heroes' say?"

"I dunno who this 'Moira' character is," she says, exaggerating the movements with her fingers, "but there's a limit to playin' God."

"One too many of ya think I haven't felt the pain of betrayal 'cause I'm usually the one doin' the betrayin'." How wrong they were.

"There ain't hardly a reliable woman in Junkertown 'sides yours truly. Instead you've got freaks n' traitors like Mako and his lackey. Shits."

“Y’ever noticed how koalas are the stupidest fucking animals on Earth? Next to Junkrat, but that’s a natural given.”

{ im not australian but i pretend to be by saying words i dont fully understand and using them in a way that scares me

{ *wonders, even. because im a writer who writes real good. i swear.

“Ya, as you’re puttin’ it, ‘sure ain’t ugly’? Are ya sure about that, mate?”

{ holy shit ive been gone for 83 years and i am so sorry