SHUT THE FUCK UP

STUPID FUCKING TIRE. HATE THAT SHIT.

I'm running out of biscuits.

Me and Rat: (ARGUING LOUDLY ABOUT MAKO'S DICK) Mako: (just sitting there quietly)

Thank you and Shut The Hell Up.

Women.

King Junkrat? Is this some kind of stupid joke?

No.

Rat stop building bombs you're scaring the Junker hoes.

He's done much worse things. Trust me.

Me, 20 years ago: holy shit Mako: what? Me: there's a baby in this dumpster Junkrat: (HISSING NOISES)

I miss Hammond. He was so fucking cute, and he killed all my enemies...

Mako wear these

I've got all the toilet paper in Junkertown, which is why I'm the Queen.

Junkrat: I was given a shot of something in Junkertown a few years ago. Me: yeah, that was poison. I don't know how you survived.

Rat won't stop calling it 'Tunkerjown' and I'm about to strangle him for it.

WELL, FINA-FUCKING-LLY.

/ overwatch may be about to destroy all the lore i made for her but she looks so hot and beautiful and also hot that i can accept that