I want to take a moment to wish Anthony Albanese and the entire Australian Labor team all the best today. You're our best bet at building Australia's future. Vote 1 Labor!

We have lost a champion of justice and peace in Pope Francis. Who else will stand up for the marginalised and forgotten in our human family? JM #auspol #pope #palestine johnmenadue.com/post/2025/05/n…

Well there's me, for one. The only reason they're not voting for me in the conclave right now, is that *apparently* New Horizons lay preachers are ineligible (on some technicality).

Um, if you want to look like a winner, Pete, maybe it's best not to hang out with a loser. #AusVotes2025

Yeah. Not like last time, you BASTARDS! #AusVotes2025

You stay out of this, Minns. It's not your fight.

The whole Medicare argument is nonsense. Think of the money this country would save if we abolished Medicare rebates and shut public hospitals. If you can't afford private hospitals and consultants, don't get sick. Simple. #AusVotes2025

I think a lot of Liberals will be working from home

Congratulations Australia. Nice work

Look, I still think it's too close to call. #aus

That's just cruelty at this point.

It's clear that the vote was rigged again. My internal exit polling showed LNP galloping home in a landslide. And galloping in a landslide, whether home or anywhere else, takes some skill. #AusVotes25

To my remaining erstwhile colleagues: Before you elect Angus Taylor as your new leader, you might want to go over his track record with a fine-toothed comb. Just sayin' I mean you went for Pete and I before him. What does that tell you? #libspill

This is galling. He gets all the best natural disasters.

Rob McCathie You’ve got plenty of trees in your backyard. Why don’t you cut them down and burn them for energy. Just because we have uranium doesn’t mean we need to dig it up and use it in the most expensive form of power generation. We also have plenty of sun and wind. Don’t be an idiot.

Maybe if they'd slowed down on the burgers and fries. Just sayin'. Personally I've never been a fan of Maccas. Especially that crap at Engadine. abc.net.au/news/2025-11-1…

This is a very long post. We'll probably reach net zero by the time you finish it.

It's too early to call the #savotes results. There are a lot of postal votes to come in, and there will be countless recounts that we'll be able to count on. Let's just stay cool for now...

The waxing gibbous is the best of all the gibbouses quite frankly. I will fight you over this. I don't care.

Nobody understands Victorian politics like me, and if it's one I know, it's that Moisey will bring the moderate centre flocking back to the Liberal Party. Great vote winner team.