“What you in for mate?” “Armed robbery and attempted murder. 7 years. You?” “Lied about having a long weekend in The Algarve. 10 stretch”

Boris Johnson loves this Scottish Nationalist Party line. He seems to think this promotes some kind of negative. So Why aren't SNP MPs calling him and them the Cuntservatives?

The beneficiaries of #COVID19 have so far raked in $1 TRILLION. They are ALL rich. Inc #BigPharma #pfizer #biotech and the #government ... has ANY OF that money been given to the victims? The homeless? The people who are about to be homeless. ExcludedUK Official Sean Mathews Andrew Neil

At least 20 billionaires furloughed staff but @rishisunak says supporting 3 million #ExcludedUK is not possible because of fraud risk. He says he can’t help everyone in the “way they would like to be helped”. One of the billionaires is Mrs Rishi Sunak - but you knew that right?

Balfour Beatty will hold on to £15m of furlough cash ahead of paying dividends to shareholders. If they gave it back it could provide back dated support for 500 small business owners who have been refused any support for 11 months of zero income. See how it works? ForgottenLtd

This should be plastered on the first page of the public inquiry

Dundee would currently be in tier 2 worst case scenario, probably tier 1. In 9 weeks time we will enforced to be in tier 3 when the vulnerable are all vaccinated. That’s why your precious Nicola is getting grief, not because folk will vote for tories cos they open pubs.🙈

Really? 🤣

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This would be a massive two fingers to vaccinated British expats like me who are still being denied quarantine-free access to the UK to visit our families. But if you are a UEFA bigwig or other hanger-on, in you come, avoid the hotel prisons, enjoy the @EURO2020 hospitality!

Steve Double As a resident of Newquay, you’re my MP. There are over 240k UK expats in the UAE who are voicing their despair at being kept on the red list, despite being vaccinated, and prepared to home quarantine. Change this & stop destroying lives. Rt Hon Sir Grant Shapps Foreign, Commonwealth & Development Office

Great that this is, it gives the impression that all is better now... it really isn't. The majority of UK residents with family overseas are in red list countries, for whom travel is extremely difficult. The Gov has shown absolutely no intention of easing, and media is silent.

Allison Pearson Yes, correct. Furthermore if you route thru Dubai or Abu Dhabi and remain airside, you're fine. Residents? Not so much. We're RED because of those self same transit pax but eff barred from travel because of them. Nuts doesn't cover it.

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