The other reindeer describing Rudolph

Terrifying

Where were you when Pete Sampson’s Burner ‘s hair broke BeReal

Yellow cab driver casually going “can you read the directions out to me? I don’t have my reading glasses.” Don’t get that type of adventure from Big Ride Share. Support local

lol who did this

Tom - I met a beautiful woman tonight who theorized that Jimmy Clausen’s early struggles at ND were the cause of the 2008 global financial crisis. I was skeptical but she has the charts to back it up. Curious to hear your thoughts Tom Mendoza

Whenever I think my way of doing something might be seen as weird I remember the guy who posted on Reddit he sets his microwave timer to 59:59 and uses time “as needed”. Guys either in maximum security or a fortune 100 ceo there’s no in between

We’ll never see greatness like this again

Norm would’ve loved this

Sconce is such a ridiculous word. What’re you trying to prove

Dolphins now will hire Packers LB Sean Duggan as their defensive coordinator, per sources.