I woke up with very stiff legs this morning. I guess I shouldn’t have injected them with Viagra last night. 😂

Hmmm. Should I wear my business casual or formal pajamas today?

Is it too early to consider cannibalism yet? 😂

I’m thinking of starting a new drinking game at home. Every time Trump says something stupid about the coronavirus, I take a sip of vodka. I would probably die of alcohol poisoning in less than a day! 😂

There’s nothing wrong with being a virgin. I mean, who DOESN’T want virgin toilet paper?

‘Q’ is now my least favourite letter. 🤪

Day 19 of the apocalypse: Thought I saw some zombies outside today, but they were just stock brokers. The main difference between them and zombies, is that stock brokers are only dead on the inside.

Day 20 of the apocalypse: Saw some hot woman checking me out today. Turns out, they were eyeing me up for dinner. Apparently I have lots of nice “marbling” in my body fat.

Ready for my journey into the wasteland...🤪

How do Aussies drink their tea vs Brits? More importantly, how does a T-Rex drink it? Find out in our latest Versus vs Versus! youtube.com/watch?v=1143BT…

Soooo. Ever thought “Hmmm I could really go for some BBQ platypus right now”? Then this new video I’ve created is for you! This is the first of a series of ridiculous “How To Guides” I’m creating. This one is called “How To Make A Platypus”. youtube.com/watch?v=tkX06a…

Well I think that hairdressers ARE key workers! 🤪

Just can’t stand not being able to touch eyes 👀 due to our current situation? Then you really need to watch this completely unhelpful but very funny episode of “Scotty’s Silly Selfhelp Secrets”. It’s called “How To Touch Your Eye... 👁 Safely”. youtube.com/watch?v=Ldrs9q…

So is Cardy B’s song “WAP” about a cat with a soggy bottom?

Watch Greta Thunberg battle against Donald Trump! youtube.com/watch?v=PKqHR7…

Anyone else going to wait to see if people turn into zombies before taking the covid vaccine? 😂

According to Youtube on my Apple TV, the Covid realtime counter is a Role Playing Game. So I guess we ARE in a simulation then?

Tiers 4 Fears. “Shout. Shout. Let us all out. These are the things we can dream about. Come on!”😂 #tier4 #tiersystem