ur only one crash out away from ur best lock in

they should invent 8 hours between 9pm and midnight

Hearing some discord "ticket" groups are now expanding to other "cooks" because without Taylor Swift, a lot of their members are no longer profiting like they once were.

if you 22 yo life basically over

That bisexual girl with a septum piercing will surely make a great mother for my kids

the day I start investing in 401k is the day I failed as a reseller

I done ran outta fake names to give myself at rolling loud I told the hoes my name Shepard

𝐉𝐔𝐒𝐓 𝐈𝐍: We’re excited to announce we’ve signed an NIL deal with McNeese State University’s very own Amir Khan. Legendary team manager Amir “Aura” Khan now has his very own trading cards.

Accidentally fired someone, I should not be allowed to work in HR

me watching the stock market collapse but also kind of thinking about what’s for lunch

4 figures at 29 years old 🙏

jannik in this first set

"The family is one of nature's masterpieces." - George Santayana

Im about 5 benders away from being ready to start a family. Real talk

Daniil Medvedev (in French) before set point in the first set tiebreak: 'Why not play like this every day, win millions, be rich? *shrugs* …no, he [Benjamin Bonzi] decides to do it once a year'

Aint nothin like that Work Wife 😂

21 years ago today Entourage debuted!!! 7/18/2004