Texting and walking isn't doing two things at once. It's actually doing THREE things at once: walking, texting, and paying enough attention so you don' t walk into other pedestrians. The End.

Today's the day! Artifacts and Enigmas is live! My third book! Enjoy Sci-fi/Fantasy? Like some good Mysteries? Fancy an Engineer/Investigator duo solving them? These 11 short mysteries will baffle and delight!

All the best baddies.

Even if I haven't sold thousands of copies, this really puts the whole experience into perspective.

I'm such a fan of a #chocolate and #PumpkinSpice combo that this pumpkin spice cookie dough bark was inevitable.

I like to think James Cann's reactions to Kathy Bates' outburst were genuine.

From original worst witch to bad-ass witch...Fairuza Balk.

And Ms. Hardbottle was none other than Lady Olenna Tylrell! Shook! At least watch 1986's Worst Witch for Tim Curry's trippy synth musical number.

1000 words in the book. The fourth book, to be exact. Maybe all for naught since I haven't been able to publish any others yet. But I tell you wut, I do love the process. Fulfilling as any self-improvement. #writerslife #IndieAuthor #amwriting

Life skill: knowing the line between caring and courtesy and putting your life aside/on-hold for the comfort of others.

My individual health plan premium is increasing by about $125/month next year? Gurl, bye.

I love crushing gay men's pornographic dreams of what it was like playing sports in high school (in the 90s, at least).

Y'all look so cute with your little 4-wheel carry-on luggage. Looks like you're taking a square dog for walkies.